Today’s word prompt is disagree to learn more about daily prompts click above.

I’m going to say this one thing first. I disagree that mornings should start so darn early! Lol! Well, if you don’t agree with someone or something you disagree right? Pretty simple. Disagreeing with someone can’t always be that simple. I have disagreements now and then. But, isn’t it a diverse world to be able to disagree merely because we look at things different. Sadly, to disagree with someone in some places in today’s world could get you killed. That makes me very sad. 

Being single after 25 years of marriage seems easier than dating in this day and age. So, here are some of my top things to say on a bad first date. Mind you I would never do any of these things so this is pure humor. Not meant to offend anyone!

Stand up and turn your butt towards him and say “do my depends show through my pants.” “Because I am sure having an anal leakage problem, do you have that too?”  Haha

Flirt. Flirt. Flirt just not with your date and talk to your date about other patrons of the place you planned the date. “Would you look at the shitter on that critter.” “He can drive my truck right into gear right here!” Be obnoxiously flirtatious just not with your date!

Profess to them you’re in love and its with her/him. “Do you believe in love at first sight?” “I am updating my status to engaged to, oh yeah what’s your last name?” “Are kids will be beautiful!” Haha

When you can text a friend to call you and then you say “oh nooooo oh noooo really really?” Hang up and tell your date your house was just hit by a giant tornado. You already said you live just a few blocks away and the weather is amazing. Plus you don’t live where tornados hit. (You can use different natural disasters too…get creative) haha

Sit close to him or her and develope twitches like tapping your feet while constantly sniffing. Get up every 4 to 5 minutes rub your seat like you are getting crumbs off of it. Look at your date and stick your tongue out. When confronted why you are doing these things keep a straight face and act like he must be crazy saying “you must be mistaken!” Haha

“Do you happen to have a breath mint?” If your date says no “There is a market accross the street go get some your breath stinks!” If he says yes “well, I think you need to eat the whole pack! Haha

“Sorry, mama just messaged me saying she needs me to put her bunyon cream on right now!” And get up and leave! Haha

Today’s word prompt is pretend and here is my take on today’s prompt.

As children we love to pretend to be doctors. Teachers, and firefighters to name a few. Pretend play helps a child to develope his/her imagination. 

On the other spectrum sometimes in life I have had to pretend to be something I am not just to fit in. This happened mostly in high school.

But, to have to pretend to be something or someone you are not just to fit in or make friends is not a good feeling. So many people have to be fake. To pretend to be anything but who you truly are is in a way abusing yourself. You are telling yourself that the true “you” is not good. This produces feelings of low self-esteem and low self-worth. So many pros on pretend play that it amazes me that it changes up to the many cons of pretend play as an adult.

To pretend to be pretending to be a mouse pretending to be a cat. We soon will be watching the world pretend to be ghosts and goblins. Yes, Halloween will be arriving. The biggest pretend day ever! We give away. and get treats to pretenders everywhere. (for those who take part in this holiday) This day is biggest pretend day around in my eyes.